Who really beat up Harry Reid?

If you are one of the reflexive haters or conspiracy theorists who don’t believe Harry Reid had his face bashed in by an exercise band, even though there is not a scintilla of evidence to say otherwise, here are the top 10 more plausible suspects than castoffs from "The Sopranos" -- these people actually had motives:

  1. Chuck Schumer
  2. David and Charles Koch
  3. Mitt Romney
  4. Ex-Review-Journal executives Sherm Frederick and Tom Mitchell
  5. Alan Greenspan
  6. George W. Bush
  7. Rep. Dina Titus
  8. Sen. Dean Heller
  9. Hillary Clinton
  10. Sharron Angle