It will last anywhere from 45 minutes to an hour Thursday evening. And States of the State are usually like States of the Union: Laundry lists of programs sandwiched between rhetoric meant to be soaring. And always, always too long.
So here is some friendly advice: Have alcohol at your side as you watch (not in the chambers, if you are there) and take a drink every time these words are said:
EDUCATION
CHILDREN
FUTURE
REFORM
BIPARTISAN
TESLA
SUCCESS
COMEBACK
FEE (If he says the word "tax," it's grain alcohol time.)
It will last anywhere from 45 minutes to an hour Thursday evening. And States of the State are usually like States of the Union: Laundry lists of programs sandwiched between rhetoric meant to be soaring. And always, always too long.
So here is some friendly advice: Have alcohol at your side as you watch (not in the chambers, if you are there) and take a drink every time these words are said:
EDUCATION
CHILDREN
FUTURE
REFORM
BIPARTISAN
TESLA
SUCCESS
COMEBACK
FEE (If he says the word "tax," it's grain alcohol time.)
CHOICE
OPPORTUNITY
GREAT STATE OF NEVADA
U.S SENATE (I kid, I kid.)
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