Most boring tailgate party ever?

Trying to capitalize on the intense interest in the UNLV-Nevada football game Saturday, lieutenant governor's hopeful Mark Hutchison is inviting people to "party" with him, Gov. Brian Sandoval and Sen. Dean Heller.

I have questions:

1. I don't think any of these guys drink. What will they be serving? Lemonade?

2. What colors will they be wearing? Rooting for which team, gentlemen?

3. Will there be no taxes on the drinks? If we have no budget, will we have to pay? Will Hutchison have a med pot dispensary?

I will be in the neighborhood, so....